Buy My Book: Occult for Instant Coffee

My books are like receiving viral emails: every one you get diminishes your faith I my mental dexterity.

Occult for Instant Coffee

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Occult-Instant-Coffee-L-Conwell/dp/1544653697/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1506937151&sr=1-1&keywords=occult+for+instant+coffee
This book is set in the realm of the aspiring contemporary artist. Two young women compete for the attention of a man by using coercive spells from a neighbouring witch.

There is not much else to say except it is a love story gone wrong, writ to pollute our uneventful lives with the banal and the moronic.

Buy it on paperback or for less money on Kindle.

Check out my perhaps slightly worse book Superhumanism.

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